Friday, October 06, 2006

North Korea's Nuclear Tests "Very Successful"

We interrupt the normally scheduled blog cast to bring you breaking news...

North Korea proceeds with Nuclear weapons testing, against the persistent urging and out cry of the international community.

When the last remaining North Korean was asked how the testing went, he exclaimed, "It was very successful."

Before testing:

North Korea's population of beautiful souls before testing amounted to approximately 23,113,019
(as of July 2006)

After testing:
North Korea's population after testing, was easy to count, as it amounted to just 1
(as of October 2006)

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