Sunday, March 30, 2008

Barrak Obama & John McCain Turn-it-up a Notch

Male Bonding? Showing a little love.

Barrack and John step up to the presidential challenge! Sending a clear message to Hillary that they are "in the race for the long haul."
This race really has turned into a skin issue. The epidermis is starting to show (a little too much).

Earlier, I overheard one of Hillary's advisers requesting to bring back the mini skirt. Bill Clinton was seen nodding profusely and saying, "Yes dear, I totally agree, it is necessary."Afterwards, we could not confirm, but it sounded like Bill Clinton let out a "Yabba Dabba Do" under his breath. These are things which makes one go Hmmmm. What was that.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Hillary Clinton Wins Democratic Ticket

The Beasts have been Released!

The winning ticket has been released. Hillary rallies "Bra Burners" in Washington D.C. and around the globe to win the Democratic ticket. John McCain and Barrack Obama were worried about Hillary releasing the secret weapons, but she did. See yah lads!

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Vote for Pedro!


"Hey! The guys T-Shirt said, 'Vote for Pedro' But I don't see Pedro on the ballot..."

Vote other! Write-in Pedro.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

The Grim Ripper "Halfway to Ten"

The Grim Ripper is back! Halfway to hanging Ten!
Looking for big warm waves? Head to Indonesia to the most wonderful place on earth: a place called Bali.

Surfing Uluwatu or Padang Padang will do nicely!

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Why Teenage Drivers Pay High Insurance Rates!

What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?

Ever wonder why teenage drivers pay such high insurance rates? Wonder no more... This son-of-a-gun should be in a circus, not behind the wheel of a car!

Friday, March 14, 2008

International Society for Performance Improvement (NM ISPI)

New Mexico Chapter: International Society for Performance Improvement (NM ISPI)

Friday, March 14 8:30-12:00

Communicating Across Generations
Mike Kline, leader in HR Systems and Communication at Sandia National Laboratories/ Interculturalist and Global Coach

Come hear Mike’s dynamic presentation as he guides us through understanding each generation’s style and approach to etiquette, managing with flexibility, and promoting respect and consideration for all.

Monday, March 03, 2008

Innovative Biofuels

Coming to an Airline near you soon!

Buyer Beware:
Cheap tickets may have consequences attached in the future.
Soon, very soon, some planes may not fly solely on petroleum. Methane filters in seat cushions to collect bio gas from flyers eating roasted beans instead of peanuts and two cows on every flight will partially power the airplane's jet engines to reduce the airline's increasing operating costs. Renewable energy is where it is at. Methane may stink, but there is plenty to go around. Now eat those beans!

Sunday, March 02, 2008

Presidential Race: Vote for Mo!

I found the perfect candidate for the US Presidential race. A candidate who is incapable of making a subjective decision, only objective. No personal interests or needs get in the way of proper decision making. Mo is not human so it incapable of mistakes. No need for lobbyists, senators, house of representatives etc... We may as well call him "KING," Mo is capable of doing everything (correct)! Vote for Mo!

To win, we need MO votes...

Saturday, March 01, 2008

The Nissan Pivo 3

An environmentally friendly electric urban commuter vehicle which delivers fun in a new way!

The futuristic Pivo 3 comes with an up and down Harrier Jump Jet technology with a robot pilot, but it still has no reverse. Roof top parking? Now there is a new concept for densely populated areas.

What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?

Having way to much fun! I want one...I need one...