Wednesday, January 23, 2008

OFF Center Arts: Emerging Artists

Calling all artists! Here is an excellent opportunity to participate as a "community artist" in Albuquerque's community art studio. Friday's 4-5 PM.

We believe in art making as central to community building. Shared creative expression leads to shared visions and the emergence of a compassionate common life.

Call us at (505) 247-1172 for more information.

Poster Artwork By: Anni King

Where: Off Center Arts
Community Art Project
808 Park Ave SW
Albuquerque, New Mexico 87102

1(505)247 -1172

info@offcenterarts.org

OFFCenter Community Arts Project is a private non-profit, 501©3 organization. Donations are tax deductable.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Off Center Arts: Fresh Faces Portrait Show

OPENING FEBRUARY 1st, 5:00-8:00 P.M.

Where: Off Center Arts
Community Art Project
808 Park Ave SW
Albuquerque, New Mexico 87102

1(505)247 -1172

info@offcenterarts.org

Artwork By: Anni King

OFFCenter Community Arts Project is a private non-profit, 501©3 organization. Donations are tax deductable.

Spiteful & Vindictive?

Business, Personal, and Pleasure!

"They Didn't Really Do That, Did They?"

Monday, January 21, 2008

Spilling the Joe and Driving

What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?

Situation: I was thinking about the lady that won that lawsuit against McDonalds.

Action: The one that caused everyone to put "stupid" labels on everything... "This HOT coffee will burn you!"

Result: This coffee is extremely hot! Duh.

Even worse, the lady that got pregnant from eating spermicidal jelly and won her lawsuit. She wondered why it tasted so awful, but kept spreading it on her toast daily. Hmmm!

Were these Darwin Awards? They should be!

Sunday, January 20, 2008

New Islamic Car to be Halal

The Malaysian carmaker Proton has announced plans to develop an "Islamic car", designed strictly for Muslim motorists.

However, is the Islamic car maker, based in Malaysia, prepared to pair up employees to create the worlds first Halal car. What is Halal? Anything permissible under Islam. According to Wikipedia, approximately 70% of Muslims follow Halal... At a level of 1.2 billion, Muslims represent about 22% of the world's population. This is a huge market! Muslims are the second largest religion in the world. Only Christianity is larger, with 33% of the world's inhabitants.

By-the-way, one of the requirements is, this car is "not" to be built with the inappropriate hand...and a key flaw to this initiative, in my opinion, is Proton isn't Ferrari.


Saturday, January 19, 2008

Focused and Determined and Taking Self-Photos and Driving

What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?

"My mission this year is to be focused and determined in whatever I do. By-the-way, I was driving in this shot."

Friday, January 18, 2008

India's $2500.00 Nano Car

Nano... It may be the world's cheapest car, but is this the direction that India's promising engineering industry should be taking?

Innovation, Quick dollar or Environmental scream and Holler?

"But...I can relatively take at least four!"

The worlds oil use.

In "Working Globally," According to Charles Bergman (instructor), the annual oil consumption for Americans is 26 barrels per person. Europeans use half this number and the Chinese use 2. India's consumption will be going up and hopefully, Americas will be going down! Sell the HUMMER! Let India drive!

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Instant Gratification and Driving

What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?

This guy was trapped in a "Sudden Now" moment!
Cigarettes and driving have multiple dangers. Remember, where there is smoke, there is fire...

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Eating a Hotdog and Driving!

What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?

This guy was chomping down on a huge hot dog... Ever have something go down the wrong pipe? Hmmm. I hope it was a Hebrew National hot dog, otherwise I may have to draw choking on chicken lips and cow tail and driving.

Monday, January 07, 2008

Riding in a Vehicle and Drawing

I rode a long way over Christmas and tried to draw on the bumpy highway!

"The guy at the bottom of the tree is saying..."very funny, guys, very funny...the ol' pooping on the head trick...ha ha ha...hmmmph." Faith Georgia

Wednesday, January 02, 2008