What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?
Situation: I was thinking about the lady that won that lawsuit against McDonalds.
Action: The one that caused everyone to put "stupid" labels on everything... "This HOT coffee will burn you!"
Result: This coffee is extremely hot! Duh.
Even worse, the lady that got pregnant from eating spermicidal jelly and won her lawsuit. She wondered why it tasted so awful, but kept spreading it on her toast daily. Hmmm!
Were these Darwin Awards? They should be!