Interestingly enough, I actually over heard a couple talking about the candidates as being Satan and the Anti-Christ!
These candidates are good, but not that good... I would hope the devil is way better looking.
This of course implies that John McCain is Satan and Barrack Obama is his son. Either way we lose... However, if this is the end times, you do realize, "YOU" have been left behind!
Even though this is a political myth, be safe: Vote Libertarian!