What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?
Wearing a gas mask and driving!
So I drive up next to this guy who happens to be wearing a gas mask and driving. Let's talk about freaking out! I was looking all around. My head was turning around like the girl in the exorcist. Quick clarification! No projectile vomiting. I was searching the sky for some weird mushroom cloud or purple haze. I was definitely confused and distracted. I have never seen anything like this, "Why is this guy wearing a gas mask?"
After entertaining multiple reasons I finally came to the conclusion, he must be suffering from allergies! It is still weird if you ask me.