Saturday, September 01, 2007

Applying Eyeliner and Driving

What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?

As I glance over at this mature lady (55+) I notice she is applying eyeliner as she drives down the highway.

Note: In the event of a sudden impact, the eyeliner pencil is shoved nicely through the eye! Nevermind, you have two (hopefully). I may have to draw it for the biggest impact. Hmmm!

Good luck ladies and may this scenario never happen to you. Did you buy your lottery ticket?

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