Surfing Santa is Losing Clothes but not Heats

Dear Kids,

I am recovering from Christmas in the Metawai Islands (Indo).

I am undressing for popularity! Look what it has done for Brittney Spears. My ratings should sky rocket.

Note: Just turning up the heat!

Unless the real meaning of Christmas is returned...I am outta here!

Love Santa

PS: Don't click here as this is not me posing!