Monday, December 25, 2006

Merry Christmas: Santa Delivers the Goods

Dear Naughty Ones,

You are lucky I am human and I have physical needs.
Mrs. Claus made my bed on the couch unless I delivered the goods as planned.

Note: YOU ARE WELCOME!

Recommendation: Forgive others and be charitable or I will be forced to open up a can of whoop buns on you!

Remember: Thats my wave baby! Don't cut me off...

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