A Surfer's Guardian Angel

Surfers need a faithful guide and guardian of our souls and bodies. There are a lot of sharks out there!

Beware: "Land sharks are the most dangerous..."

By-the-way, Angels only use the best in shaving equipment!

"Hommage, the Parisian purveyor of luxury grooming equipment, skincare and spa services for men, has created a limited edition, platinum-sheathed straight razor using the same ancient layering techniques as the Crusaders' swords, for $30,000. Called the Damascene Razor, the blade is hand-forged in Germany with 128 layers of legendary Damascene steel, with a rose and torsion pattern. The sheath is plated in pure platinum, treated to resist tarnishing."
http://www.luxist.com/2008/09/16/the-worlds-most-expensive-razor-for-30-000/

Cigarette Butts & Surfrider Foundation

You don't like to kiss butt, so why would I like to live in it?

Litter Statistics, according to The Surfrider Foundation:

• In just one day 230,000 cigarette butts were collected from California beaches during the 2000 Coastal Cleanup Day. Cigarette butts were the number one trash item found (http://www.cigarettelitter.org).
• According to the Ocean Conservancy, cigarette butt litter accounts for one in every five items collected during cleanups, making it the most prevalent form of litter on earth.
• There are over 176,000,000 pounds of discarded cigarette butts in the United States each year.
• Over 4.5 trillion cigarettes are littered worldwide each year. They are the most littered item in the world (http://www.cigarettelitter.org).

Grim Ripper III, IV & V

Women Surfer's Rule!

It's all about SURFING, a natural way of life...

You Do You Tube and I'll Do My Tube!

Mrs. Claus Catches Big Air!

Santa Sports New Sumo Surf Suit

Dear Kids,

Check out the new Japanese Sumo Surf Shorts I am Sporting...

Have you ever heard it said, when in Rome, do as the Romans?

With this being said, I thought I would give a gift I received from my Japanese host a go in the surf.

I have to tell you, this new Japanese Sumo Surf Suit is a little short!

Until next time,

Love Santa

Surfing Santa is Losing Clothes but not Heats

Dear Kids,

I am recovering from Christmas in the Metawai Islands (Indo).

I am undressing for popularity! Look what it has done for Brittney Spears. My ratings should sky rocket.

Note: Just turning up the heat!

Unless the real meaning of Christmas is returned...I am outta here!

Love Santa

PS: Don't click here as this is not me posing!

Santa Wins Triple Crown Surfing Event

Dear Kids,

My first walk on event (with special invite: I am Santa), in epic wave conditions, resulted in my first prestigious win.

Note: Fear the old, fat dude in his red wetsuit! Santa is delivering the goods in a new way now...

Too much fun!

Love Santa