What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?
Hold on to the wheel lady! Not a good situation to find yourself in. By-the-way, no one was harmed in the drawing of this graphic and the food was freed from captivity... Nightmares about it, but it was thankfully freed.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Monday, July 30, 2007
Bad Spock and Driving!
My first attempt at a bad Spock was a flop, "What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?" Bad was used in theme, not reality.
Thinking about http://badspock.blogspot.com/ I tried again with, "Snap out of it Spock! There are no klingons on your starboard side." Whether or not it is accepted, I have had a few laughs and that is what counts. Enjoy!
Quit the Vulcan Greeting Spock! This is not the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-C it is a Honda Civic...
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Head out of Sunroof and Driving
What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?
Hold on! I can't hear you. I have my head out of my sunroof and driving...
Seriously, I was hoping for a fly by June Bug!
Once upon a time, I caught a June Bug in the center of my hand going 70 mph. Ouch! the bug was obliterated into a liquid form and I was bruised pretty bad. Ponder catching a bug in the face or eye at 70 mph! Hmmm. Brake!
Hold on! I can't hear you. I have my head out of my sunroof and driving...
Seriously, I was hoping for a fly by June Bug!
Once upon a time, I caught a June Bug in the center of my hand going 70 mph. Ouch! the bug was obliterated into a liquid form and I was bruised pretty bad. Ponder catching a bug in the face or eye at 70 mph! Hmmm. Brake!
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Charades and Driving?
What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?
Playing Charades?
So this guy I know saw these two characters driving down the highway playing what looked to be a game of charades. What is next folks," Twister and Driving?"
Playing Charades?
So this guy I know saw these two characters driving down the highway playing what looked to be a game of charades. What is next folks," Twister and Driving?"
Friday, July 27, 2007
Mounted Laptop and Driving
What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?
I observed this guy driving, smoking, and operating a mounted laptop. The truth about multi-tasking or juggling three tasks at once is:
You can never perform all three tasks at 110%. Even if you perform each one at one-third of capacity you receive a failing grade.
33.33333 is failing, is it not?
I observed this guy driving, smoking, and operating a mounted laptop. The truth about multi-tasking or juggling three tasks at once is:
You can never perform all three tasks at 110%. Even if you perform each one at one-third of capacity you receive a failing grade.
33.33333 is failing, is it not?
Labels:
Crazy Drivers,
Laptop,
Mount,
Mounted,
Safety,
Smoke,
Smoker,
Smoking,
Technology
Monday, July 23, 2007
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Friday, July 06, 2007
Backseat Driver Distraction
What Were You Thinking When You Should Have Been Driving?
What a Good Boy! I hope he doesn't jump out! Look at that tongue... All that slobber can't be good for the paint!
What a Good Boy! I hope he doesn't jump out! Look at that tongue... All that slobber can't be good for the paint!
Thursday, July 05, 2007
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