Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Choking and Driving

What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?

Hold on to the wheel lady! Not a good situation to find yourself in. By-the-way, no one was harmed in the drawing of this graphic and the food was freed from captivity... Nightmares about it, but it was thankfully freed.

Monday, July 30, 2007

Bad Spock and Driving!


My first attempt at a bad Spock was a flop, "What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?" Bad was used in theme, not reality.

Thinking about http://badspock.blogspot.com/ I tried again with, "Snap out of it Spock! There are no klingons on your starboard side." Whether or not it is accepted, I have had a few laughs and that is what counts. Enjoy!

Quit the Vulcan Greeting Spock! This is not the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-C it is a Honda Civic...

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Head out of Sunroof and Driving

What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?

Hold on! I can't hear you. I have my head out of my sunroof and driving...

Seriously, I was hoping for a fly by June Bug!

Once upon a time, I caught a June Bug in the center of my hand going 70 mph. Ouch! the bug was obliterated into a liquid form and I was bruised pretty bad. Ponder catching a bug in the face or eye at 70 mph! Hmmm. Brake!

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Charades and Driving?

What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?

Playing Charades?

So this guy I know saw these two characters driving down the highway playing what looked to be a game of charades. What is next folks," Twister and Driving?"

Friday, July 27, 2007

Mounted Laptop and Driving

What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?

I observed this guy driving, smoking, and operating a mounted laptop. The truth about multi-tasking or juggling three tasks at once is:

You can never perform all three tasks at 110%. Even if you perform each one at one-third of capacity you receive a failing grade.

33.33333 is failing, is it not?

Monday, July 23, 2007

She's Hot!


She's Hot!
How Quickly We Forgot...
The Importance, The Value, The Cost of Liberty.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

The Essence of Cool!


There is no better vehicle in the world!

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Get a Little Closer and Driving

What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?

Friday, July 06, 2007

Backseat Driver Distraction

What Were You Thinking When You Should Have Been Driving?

What a Good Boy! I hope he doesn't jump out! Look at that tongue... All that slobber can't be good for the paint!