Showing posts with label What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?. Show all posts

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Gas Mask and Driving

What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?

Wearing a gas mask and driving!

So I drive up next to this guy who happens to be wearing a gas mask and driving. Let's talk about freaking out! I was looking all around. My head was turning around like the girl in the exorcist. Quick clarification! No projectile vomiting. I was searching the sky for some weird mushroom cloud or purple haze. I was definitely confused and distracted. I have never seen anything like this, "Why is this guy wearing a gas mask?"

After entertaining multiple reasons I finally came to the conclusion, he must be suffering from allergies! It is still weird if you ask me.

Friday, June 15, 2007

Vanity and Driving

What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?

Vanity and Driving!

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Big Mac Burger and Driving


What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?

Eating a Big Mac or Whopper or Whatever it was...

Hint: It takes two hands to handle a Whopper! It also takes two hands to handle the steering wheel! It is best to eat when it is time to eat and drive when it is time to drive. Be safe if it is humanly possible.

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Crying and Driving!

What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving? Crying and Driving!

My oldest daughter left for the UK yesterday! Tears and driving don't mix well! Don't get me started.

HAPPY EASTER!