Sunday, March 30, 2008

Barrak Obama & John McCain Turn-it-up a Notch

Male Bonding? Showing a little love.

Barrack and John step up to the presidential challenge! Sending a clear message to Hillary that they are "in the race for the long haul."
This race really has turned into a skin issue. The epidermis is starting to show (a little too much).

Earlier, I overheard one of Hillary's advisers requesting to bring back the mini skirt. Bill Clinton was seen nodding profusely and saying, "Yes dear, I totally agree, it is necessary."Afterwards, we could not confirm, but it sounded like Bill Clinton let out a "Yabba Dabba Do" under his breath. These are things which makes one go Hmmmm. What was that.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Hillary Clinton Wins Democratic Ticket

The Beasts have been Released!

The winning ticket has been released. Hillary rallies "Bra Burners" in Washington D.C. and around the globe to win the Democratic ticket. John McCain and Barrack Obama were worried about Hillary releasing the secret weapons, but she did. See yah lads!

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Vote for Pedro!

Voting?

"Hey! The guys T-Shirt said, 'Vote for Pedro' But I don't see Pedro on the ballot..."

Vote other! Write-in Pedro.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

The Grim Ripper "Halfway to Ten"

The Grim Ripper is back! Halfway to hanging Ten!
Looking for big warm waves? Head to Indonesia to the most wonderful place on earth: a place called Bali.

Surfing Uluwatu or Padang Padang will do nicely!

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Why Teenage Drivers Pay High Insurance Rates!

What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving?

Ever wonder why teenage drivers pay such high insurance rates? Wonder no more... This son-of-a-gun should be in a circus, not behind the wheel of a car!