Reading and Driving!

What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving? (#10)

Reading and Driving!

Smoking Cigars and Driving!

What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving? (#9)

Smoking and Driving!

One hand on the match and one hand gripping the stoggie! Who has the wheel?

I don't smoke, but this guy was driving along, opened his jacket and pulled out a cigar. After he opened it, he smelled it(savored the moment), cut it, tasted it, and then lit it. I think this gentleman experienced a glimpse of utopia.

Albuquerque: Aki Matsuri Japanese Fall Festival

Aki Matsuri Japanese Fall Festival

Aki Matsuri celebrates the Japanese culture and features Japanese/Okinawan dancing, arts and crafts, food, cultural displays, martial arts, and taiko drumming. Parking and entertainment free!

Cost:$1.00 fundraising for proposed Japanese Cultural Center

General Information & Fees:Sunday, October 1, 2006 from 10:30AM to 4:30PM

Location & Directions:
Indian Pueblo Cultural Center on the southwest corner of Indian School Road and 12th Street north of I-40

505 294-6993

New Mexico Japanese American Citizens League
New Mexico JACL 5010 Lomas Boulevard NE
Albuquerque, NM 87111

Eating a Banana and Driving!

What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving? (#8)

Two hands on the banana and two eyes on the peel? Who is watching the road? Who has the wheel?

Hint: Eat banana at home or wait until you get to your ultimate destination. Not that ultimate destination, the place you go. Not that final place! The place you will spend your day.

Obstacles to eating a banana and driving: Children playing, elderly crossing the road, dogs, rabbits, squirrels, other drivers, tire blow-outs, chug holes, choking on the banana and so much more.

Drinking Coffee and Driving!

What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving? (#7)

Classic distraction number seven! Coffee Drinking.

Everyone has observed coffee drinking and driving. Place your hand in the coffee holding position and take an air sip. Notice/imagine the blocked view. Seconds count when you are in a moving projectile, I mean vehicle.

Think about it! Where is the next million dollar law suit going to take place? I mean accident going to occur.

Accidents happen - they are usually not planned.

Drinking and Driving Don't Mix!

What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving? (#6)

Drinking and Driving Don't Mix!

The Grim Reaper needs no help, so don't bring him early for you or anyone else.

Hint: Designated Driver!

Volunteer at the next DWI Check point with Mother's Against Drunk Drivers (MADD) and you will see first hand how pathetic drunk drivers can be.

Don't let this happen to you or anyone you know...

Enough said.

Popping Zits and Driving!

What Were You Doing When You Should Have Been Driving? (#5)

There is a time and a place for everything, but driving is not the time to pick or pop a ZIT.

As I headed out on the highway, I looked over at this guy and he had both hands off the steering wheel with strategically placed fingers on his nose, squeezing a huge white-head pimple.

I thought, "Dude, the puss is going to block your view."

Disgusting and pathetic!

Hint: Use the mirror in the bathroom! Please release the beast before you leave the house, but clean up the mess. Slow Down!

Question: Why is everyone rushing to their own funeral?

The worst part of the story is, I lost my place in the book I was reading on the way to work, I had to find a stable place to set my coffee cup on, so it didn't spill any java, while I dialed my cell phone to call someone and have a good laugh about the zit popper. In addition, I had to find something to write with and write on to docucment this nasty story for the world. Of course after thinking about it I lost my breakfast, so I continued to drive my car with the door open and with my head sticking out of the car. Have you seen the Exorcist? The projectiles were much worse in the film. Get the point?

Where is the next accident going to occur?

Please Note: Most people are incapable of multi-tasking!

I noticed a YIELD sign was plowed over by the mall. It looked as though it had a smeared white-head on it. Hope everyone is okay!

Price of hitting a YIELD sign? $500.00 to replace. Car body repair guys working at $75.00 per hour, $500.00 plus for the plastic bumper, $300-$500.00 for matching paint + time and so forth.

Price of some zit prevention cream? $8.00

Do the math!